Seven Things Men Say

In response to “Nine Things Women Say,” here is “Seven Things Men Say".”

“Okay or Yes, Honey/Dear/Sweetie/or any other term of affection” – It sounds like we are agreeing with you, but we just know better than to argue with you when arguing with a woman is always a losing proposition.

“In just a minute” – As far as a time frame goes, this can mean anywhere from 60 seconds to never.

“Uh, huh” – Men in their most communicative state. Get used to it.

“You look great” – We say this whether we actually think this this or not – to say otherwise is just plain stupid and risks raising up the wrath of a woman.

“I’m sorry” – The appropriate response to almost any situation and the two most indispensible words known to mankind when it comes to womankind.  Men, you can never say these words enough.  Trust me on this.

“I did that already.” – This really means, “Thanks for the reminder.  I’ll get right on it as soon as I am sure you’re not looking.”

“Can we go shopping?” – Who am I kidding?  No man, in his right mind, would ever say this to a woman.

Readers, you almost might want to check out this post comparing the brains of men and women here.  And to you guys out there, do you have any phrases to add to the list?  Post them in a comment.

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