Seven Things Men Say

A tongue-in-cheek response to “Nine Things Women Say,” here is “Seven Things Men Say.”

“Okay or Yes, Honey/Dear/Sweetie/or any other term of affection” – It sounds like the man is agreeing with you, but he justs know better than to argue.  Women always have the upper hand when it comes to arguements.

“In just a minute” – As far as a time frame goes, this can mean anywhere from 60 seconds to never.

“Uh, huh” – Men in their most communicative state.

“You look great” – To say anything else risks raising up the wrath of a woman.

“I’m sorry” – The appropriate response to almost any situation and the two most indispensible words known to mankind when it comes to womankind.  Men, you can never say these words enough.

“I did that already.” – This really means, “Thanks for the reminder.  I’ll get right on it as soon as I am sure you’re not looking.”

“Can we go shopping?” – Who am I kidding?  No man, in his right mind, would ever say this.

So guys out there, do you have any phrases to add to the list?  Post them in a comment.  Also, please note:  I have never used any of these sayings myself  : )