The Question of the Day . . . On Unwanted Facial Hair

I know that this has been remarked upon before, but I just want to know why it is that since I am now over forty, hair is sprouting out in places I do not want it to . . . nose hair that develops and grows overnight, hair in my ears that tickles, and eyebrows that grow like bamboo.  I guess I shouldn’t complain given that the hair on my head is still there, but for the sake of all that is pure and holy, why would God do this to us.  I guess it’s just another of his practical jokes.  And no, none of the pictures below is of yours truly. They are there merely for illustrative purposes.